Okay… things are about to get real. Bear with me here. Or leave if you can’t handle it, but this is what works. You need to put his man part in the place you normally put wine and coffee. I don’t know why or how this came to be, but it is a man’s dream come true. Here are some steps to giving him the blow of his life every time:
How to BLOW His Mind
- Research. As you’re doing now. I would also suggest watching porn. This will give you ideas of what to do. Sometimes you just black out down there so it’s best to have some go-to moves.
- Initiate it. It might be the last thing on earth you want to do, but nothing is sexier than wanting that piece of flesh in your mouth. Plus, he’ll feel good not “making” you do it.
- Switch it up. It’s going to feel good for him every time you have it in your mouth. But still keep things interesting with these fun twists:
- Standard Blow – Start slow, get faster, blah blah blah
- Stealth Blow – Two words: Blindfold. Handcuffs.
- Face Fuck – This one is going to confuse you, but try to wrap your mind around it. You have to pretend you want it and pretend you don’t want it at the same time. Sort of like a “I want you to hurt me” with a mutual understanding that you don’t actually want to get hurt, but give him permission to push the limits a bit.
- Messy Blow – It’s hard for even me to accomplish this one while maintaining my game face. But get sloppy. Start out Standard and then kind of… rub it on your face. But in a sexy way. I know, this is a hard sell. But the boys appreciate you ruining your face that you spent 15 minutes perfecting this morning for the sake of the blow.
- Spit and Swallow – I’ll confess: I’ve never spit before. It’s always been swallow, face, tits, or we just end up transitioning into sex. BUT I have spit on the subject while performing the deed which was a hit.
- Party Tricks – You can mix almost anything with blow jobs. Pop Rocks are always fun for both partners. I also recommend ice (put it in your mouth and go at it – the cold to hot sensation will be something new and interesting for him).
- Don’t ignore the balls. I don’t suggest spending too much time on them, but do cup them every so often and lick and suck them. If you are hesitant, I suggest doing this during a Stealth Blow so he is blinded and you can explore without all eyes on you.
- Ace the aftermath. After the big climax of the blow, don’t say “ew!” Obvi. It’s best to smile and maybe add in a little “How was that?” with a wink. Go brush your teeth.
You may have some troubleshooting to do. No problem. Here are some common issues and simple, effective solutions:
“My man’s dick is ranky stanky. I ain’t putting that near my mouth and nose.”
Solution: The worst thing you can do is tell him his dick stinks. The second worst thing you can do is refuse to suck his dick. So what can you do? Try this: Shower with him and offer to do the washing for him. Wash his junk. Problem solved. How can you get him to continue this on? Wash your own junk very thoroughly and narrate the reasoning behind it. Or comment on how his junk smells delicious afterwards.
“I can’t do this. It’s disgusting!”
Solution: It’s all in the mindset really. I’ve totally had phases of not wanting to do it, but I’ve also had phases of it being a total turn on to me. Turning him on turns me on. BUT, if you cannot get into the mindset and need extra help, I suggest Mint Chocolate Chip Oral-Gasm Enhancer Balm. It makes dick taste like ice cream. You’ll be all over it. They have other flavors and products out there, but that’s my personal favorite. Also, they have throat numbing spray if you need assistance with getting it all in.
“I always get a pube in my mouth.”
Solution: First off, you better have your situation all situated before expecting him to. Second, request it. When he does it, become a blowjob crazed woman and he will keep that shit shaved for the rest of his life.
“He won’t let me kiss him”
Solution: Respect his wishes. Unfortunately. I’ve had boyfriends who were strict on no kissing after blowjobs and before teeth cleaning. Which I accepted and understood. It completely blew my mind when my husband went to kiss me afterwards and I gave him the cheek and he told me it was okay. WTF?! Where have you been all my life. THAT is true love. But I mean, if your guy doesn’t want it, have fun accepting that 🙂
I hope I covered all the bases of blowing here. Don’t hesitate to ask questions or add your own personal strategies in the comments.