Things are bound to get boring in your marriage. Even if you give surprise blow jobs every freaking day, those blow jobs eventually become routine, predictable and boring. Okay maybe not blow jobs, but most everything else.
One day I was bummed because I bought a deck of cards that was not being touched. I took a good half hour or so crafting a custom Badass couple’s version of the drinking game, King’s Cup, that would allow us to learn more about each other, sneak in some physical activity, and bond as a couple.
We played and it was a hit so here it is for you to try too:
Note: Don’t hesitate to change or customize as you see fit.
King’s Cup: Couple’s Edition
Basic rules of King’s Cup are you draw a card and depending on the card, do the “rule” assigned to the card. The game is over when the 4th King is drawn.
- Last one to find and touch the cat has to massage one body part of the other’s choosing for 60 seconds
Don't have a cat? Race to any other designated place in the house.
Don't want to run around? Whoever can find the word "because" the quickest out of all of the books on your bookshelf gets the massage.
Don't like any of these options? Make your fucking own rule then!
- Say something you like about the other person
- Say something about yourself
- Do 10 sit-ups while the other sits on your feet
- Do your wedding dance
No wedding dance? Put music on shuffle and dance for 30 seconds to whichever song comes up
Don't feel like dancing? Change 5 to Drive and share a place you'd like to road trip to
- Pick a picture on your phone and describe it to your partner (Who, What, When, Where, and Why)
- If you were to rob a gas station, what would you take?
This one is pretty weak, I know. You could change it to "7 Heaven" and name something you would like to do before you die or you can name something you would describe as "heavenly"
- Name a date you’d like to go on
- Name a memory about the two of you that you like
- Using a pen, write or draw something for the other person
- Name something you currently lack that you want
Queen- Question Master
- Ask the other person a question
Kings (in order from first King drawn to last King drawn)
- Kiss for 60 seconds
- Give the other a hickey for 60 seconds (doesn’t have to be in a visible place)
- Fondle the other’s lady/man parts, 30 seconds with hand and 30 seconds with mouth
- Game is Over, Go Fuck!!
Let me know how it goes for you in the comments down below!